Reviews written by AustellMableton

WHEW, hey babies! Well, it's Austell again and I'm here to talk about this little Orange angel! I love this phone!

Ok, first, I love the color! Orange is ME baby, but I love ALL colors! I love the big ol' screen too because I am blind as a bat! I'm starting to get into this texting thing and the Magnet delivers with a powerful PUNCH! But most of all, I'm thankful the battery is decent. I get on that thing and all you hear is, "click-click-click"... HAHA.

Oh, and let me tell you about the camera! WHEW!... It lit me up! I was at the salon talking to my girlfriends, in a PRIVATE conversation mind you, when this nosey thing stuck her nose in the middle of my business saying I was being "racist!" EXCUSE ME? Racist? Honey, folks are too sensitive today. Now, I'm 76rs old and have lived a long time and have heard, and been called, everything under the sun. It's what you're called, but what you answer to that matters. Folks now a days are just too sensitive. You start talking about the color of a phone and nosey folks want to say you're racist! So, I took that heifer's picture with my new Orange Samsung Magnet phone! The pic turned out GREAT! I have it pinned up at the nursing home and all those old men love trying to look at it, except they can't see worth nothing!

So remember to educate yourself babies and stop wasting time telling folks their business... AMEN!

Ok, I'm diabetic and I crave fried chicken, turnip greens, hush puppies, corn bread, grits, bacon, pie, Kool-aid, bourbon and a big ol' glass of sweet tea, but I've never had a phone that I craved until the Krave! Ain't that cute how I connected that together...hehe.

Now I have to agree with that Editor man, Rick, who wrote about the Krave. With me being 76yrs old I am blind as a bat! My glasses might as well be on the Hubble Telescope child! The screen on that Krave was BIG and bright and Oh My God... I was able to watch my stories on it... LIVE!

My only issue was how much that damn phone smudged! I was texting my pharmacist and eating fried chicken at the same time. By the time I realized it I had typed in Chinese because I couldn't see the screen! Can you imagine my pharmacist trying to decipher that? I wound up being prescribed two won-tons and bowl of Kung-Poa chicken!

So, yes, go get the Krave, but you better get some baby wipes before you use it honey. It might save you a trip to the bathroom.

Ok, so I "borrowed" the SideKick from a friend of mine until she could pay me back for driving her to get her toes painted and hair did. While she was at the mechanics I decided to use the phone for the day. Yes, the entire day! When Myrtle gets those legs waxed... WHOA!!! Takes all day!

So, let me tell you about this SideKick phone. First of all, this phone dropped my call to the casino. I was on hold about my winnings when "click," nothing. I was so mad I accidently called the mortuary. About scared me to death when he asked if I needed an appointment.

Ok, getting back to this Sidekick, I liked it but the battery was raggedy and the little ol' sliding thing kept popping up (just like my 5th husband Arnold). I also thought my hearing aid was getting signals again. I kept hearing some crackling noises on the phone. I thought I was intercepting old Japanese codes from WWII.

Now, I did like tha camera. WHEW! Very Nice! I got all sorts of pics of a rodeo group getting off the bus. I was clicking that camera so much at those young, strong, rugged men folk that I about clicked the button off the phone! Luckily it came with a removeable memory slot, otherwise my sweating would have toe things up!

So, yes babies, I do recommend this phone despite some minor issues. After I cash my check I might go get one myself. AMEN.

Once a month I go to get my govn't cheese, which makes the BEST grilled cheese sandwiches for my grandbabies. One day I was there and this little thing was standing in line prancing around with that i710, or whatever you call it, being LOUD and letting everyone hear her whole conversation on that two-way radio thingamajig. This heffer was telling someone all about her new phone, as if she never had one before. Hell, I'm 76yrs old and I've had plenty!

Anyway, this thang is yelling out how this phone is so good and reliable and all that mess. At one point I couldn't understand a word she was saying. I thought she was speaking in tongues and was about to throw my special holy-water on her when I realizd that "Dual-Band," "Pixel," "Java," "internal display," "65k colors," etc... were the features. WHEW, she was lucky, I was in Holy-Roller Ninja stance and about to snatch that high-tech phone from her and give her a Jesus Shower... AMEN

Oh Lord! Honey, my neighbor Flora came to my house yesterday, at dinner time as usual...free-loader, and pulled out this hot looking phone-I thought it was a new Bingo player. We sat there playing with this thing like it was a new hip on a hot day! This phone had so many features it was confusing, but what I didn't like was having to go around my elbow to get to my @#$! WHEW! I was exhausted by the time we were done child that I forgot about taking my Glaucoma medicine.

Now, normally I like shiny nice phones with cameras, GPS(or Gypsies as I call them), MP3-for my disco, Wi-Fi, and such... especially when the serial number is scratched off, but this phone was just plain tiring. AND, with all that playing around, the raggedy battery just got tired and died on me! Child, I was expecting a resurrection or something, but I guess that's just something Jesus be doing... AMEN!

So, if you like a raggedy battery, a camera to take pics of your Glaucoma medicine garden, and all the other stuff crammed into that little thing like pigs under a blanket, then you got yourself a damn good phone.

Ok ya'll, I am a 76yr old woman and have slight memory problems. Now, as a 76yr old woman I have old, OLD friends and some have awful memories.

One of my friends bought the Motorola i290. Oh Lord, this phone is so nice. It has something called a GPS system, which was so helpful after she got her head stuck in the sliding doors at the grocery store. Also, she enjoys the sturdiness of the phone and here's why:

- Every night Gladys puts her teeth out to soak. Well, one time she put her phone in the glass instead and left it there all night. When she woke up she tried to put the damn phone in her mouth she chomped on it. Surprisingly, the phone still works. Of course, the poor dear about had a heart-attack over the Walkie-Talkie feature. She'll be out of the ICU next Tuesday. Amen